Pull rope to call nurse.

hohokev: why is donkey kong not a donkey

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:44:50 -0400

hohokev:

why is donkey kong not a donkey

it’s got everything to do with that little girl.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:35:14 -0400

_{it’s got everything to do with that little girl.}

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:32:09 -0400

thetruedemon: weirdnessloveandscifi: trinityburn: So I’m at...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:31:48 -0400

thetruedemon:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

trinityburn:

So I’m at an old cafe by the beach alone and I got up to use the restroom and buy a croissant. When I returned this was in my book ~

You know when people say “What’s the alternative to cat-calling?” This. This is the alternative.

YOUR LIFE IS A ROMANCE NOVEL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:42:22 -0400

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

the-arcane-lombax: forever-pretty-awkward: jackfrostswhore: ...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:40:26 -0400

the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:

jackfrostswhore:

so-relatable:

1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.

He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.

2. Veruca Salt is greed.

She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.

3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.

She’s always boasting.

4. Mike Teavee is sloth.

He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV

5. Grandpa Joe is envy.

He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).

6. Charlie is lust.

Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.

7. … and Wonka is wrath.

He punishes everyone for their flaws.

my life is over now

My mind is blown

And there goes my sanity

peachymints: For character development of course. I miss my OCs...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:34:07 -0400

peachymints:

For character development of course.

I miss my OCs right now.

alotoflance: does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:25:04 -0400

alotoflance:

does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:18:32 -0400

itsbetterthananal: my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:16:31 -0400

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

bemusedlybespectacled: mishethequiche: thefandomthatblogged: g...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:15:52 -0400

bemusedlybespectacled:

mishethequiche:

thefandomthatblogged:

gallifrey-feels:

thelilnan:

By the way, this is a silkie chicken.

oH MY GODS HE ATE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN

FLUFFY CHICKEN GIRL I’M SORRY

#prayforfluffychickengirl

Omfg

i’m not even in this fandom and i’m wheezing

weeaboo-chan: kawaiigollum: beneddicked: #the smile says it...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:38:05 -0400

weeaboo-chan:

kawaiigollum:

beneddicked:

#the smile says it all

i’m crying this is beautiful

shrieks

OA5599: Lana Del Rey exposes music industry hypocrisy

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:36:52 -0400

OA5599: Lana Del Rey exposes music industry hypocrisy:

jackofbells:

I read somewhere that all music snobs suddenly have to have an opinion of Lana Del Rey. It’s true. It’s annoying. And yes, as a music snob, I have one. So here it is.

But first: The thing to remember with all reviews is that, at the end of the day, it just comes down to a single person’s…

worcaholics: judgementdays: why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe Yeah...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:46:27 -0400

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

The Division Gameplay (x)

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:42:27 -0400

_{The Division Gameplay (x)}

boscovici: - Fight like a girl -

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:23:32 -0400

boscovici:

                        - Fight like a girl -

Some things are meant to be So won’t you please take my hand...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:21:18 -0400

_{Some things are meant to be
So won’t you please take my hand
And take my whole life too
Cause I can’t help falling in love
In love with you}

francoisdelabooo: is there actually sims fanfiction like how do you dialogue????? She turned to...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:20:37 -0400

francoisdelabooo:

is there actually sims fanfiction

like

how do you dialogue?????

She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,

“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”

He will never look at her in the same way again.

women are not weak

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:20:12 -0400

women are not weak

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:44:58 -0400